Wednesday, March 18, 2009

cc: angry mob

memo

to: the person who cooked fish in the office microwave
from: everyone
re: we all hate you

your microwave privileges have been revoked. you are now required to eat cold hot pockets and crunchy ramen noodles for lunch. security has been informed to conduct a daily search of your lunch bag for seafood, cabbage, and microwave popcorn. you have been warned.

No comments:

Post a Comment