Tuesday, March 3, 2009

i'm not a good hostess, apparently

what i do to prepare for guests:
  • vacuum
  • pick up dirty laundry
  • put clean sheets on spare bed
  • wash dishes

what i should do to prepare for guests, according to martha stewart:
  • clean the guest room with a handmade cleanser of baking soda, lavender, and tears of joy
  • starch and iron sheets for maximum illusion that guests are staying in a four star hotel
  • stock the guest bath with special soaps and lotions; provide several towels made from 100% egyptian cotton hand picked by mother teresa
  • place a vase with single flower on nightstand, along with a selection of books the guest might enjoy and a small piece of your soul in a handmade pottery bowl

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