Monday, May 18, 2009

choose your own adventure

your loved one has been paddling a canoe for approximately 3 hours. in the glaring sun. she is hot, tired and sweaty. do you:

a) inform her that she is paddling wrong? (turn to page 42 "get whacked in the head with a paddle")

b) declare that this isn't the specific half submerged tree limb you wanted her to paddle over to, and ask why she isn't listening (turn to page 11 "i told you we should have bought the effin' map")

c) point out that she is making too much noise and scaring all the fish (turn to page 6 "maybe you should just marry the fish if you love them so much")

d) tell her she is lovely (turn to page 8 "receive a sweet kiss")

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